By Ron Shirley
Crazier than a sack of rabid weasels?
Country as cornflakes?
Gooder than grits?
You guess he is!
Week after week, thousands of audience song in to Lizard Lick Towing to monitor Ron Shirley outsmart the fist-swinging, gun-toting fogeys whose autos he’s been employed to repossess. Staring threat within the face, Ron disarms them no longer together with his dimension or his power yet together with his wit—and in particular together with his trademark humorous sayings that experience become often called “Ronisms.”
In Lizard Tales, Ron takes readers on a side-splitting journey via his wacky, colourful existence. growing to be up and elevating heck within the Carolina countryside—where sushi remains to be known as “bait”—young Ronnie used to be recognized to gig frogs, mooch moonshine from his pops, hunt, and cruise the strip in Myrtle seashore. He keeps to get himself into hilarious scrapes and jams as an grownup by way of tarring a roof in the course of a lightning typhoon, inviting an offended deer onto his cousin’s brand-new boat, consuming (and fist-fighting) with a clergyman, matching wits along with his spouse, Amy, and working repo along with his sidekicks on the towing corporation. So chill, support your self to a couple ’shine (if you were given it), enable Ron let you know a few tales, and get ready your self to get licked!
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