By Erin Lyon
In a global the place marriage doesn’t exist—only seven-year contracts—you don’t marry, you signal. You don’t divorce, you breach. and occasionally, you simply expire.
Kate is suffering to discover her footing. She gave up a profession she hated to pursue the legislation, and now she’s buried in debt and unemployed. no less than she’s signed to an grand guy—hot, candy, and dedicated.
Enter the agreement killer, the guy who pursues merely signed ladies. No dedication, no difficulty, all of the enjoyable. yet Kate has adequate enjoyable on her plate… till her accomplice doesn’t re-up their contract.
After an epic yet hard-earned meltdown, Kate will get functional. She accepts a role along with her uncle’s legislations enterprise, practising signing law—the one form of legislation she swore she’d by no means do. And the agreement killer? Now that Kate is unmarried, she’s not his kind, yet he nonetheless desires to be pals. Yeah, that’ll paintings. Kate should be heartbroken, yet she’s no longer impervious to this horny, clever, and intricate guy. yet howdy, it feels like he will not be impervious to her either—signed or not.
With biting wit and beauty, I Love You topic to the subsequent phrases and stipulations is hilariously relatable, for the millennial set.
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