By Robert Schnakenberg
Distory: A Treasury of historic Insults is a hilarious choice of insulting ancient quotations within the vein of The transportable Curmudgeon that would have heritage buffs and readers of humor books in stitches. filled with full of life quips, jabs, jaunts and positioned downs by means of and approximately awesome figures, it covers all epochs of as a rule Western historical past. Schnakenberg has amassed greater than six hundred ancient insults into this primary choice of its kind.
"A German singer! I should still as quickly count on to enjoy the neighing of my horse."
- Alexander the Great
"Belgium is simply a rustic invented through the British to irritate the French."
- Charles de Gaulle
"What are you able to do with a guy who appears like a feminine llama shocked while bathing?"
- Winston Churchill on Charles de Gaulle
"Jerry Ford is so dumb he cannot fart and bite gum on the similar time."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"Avoid all needle medicines - -the purely dope worthy capturing is Richard Nixon."
- Abbie Hoffman
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