By Roger Rosenblatt
Roger Rosenblatt’s fabulous comedian presents are on enviable display....Beet will settle the difficulty: is Roger Rosenblatt our so much audacious comedian visionary,or our so much audacious visionary comic?”—Joyce Carol Oates
Beet collage is doomed...and no one rather cares. The Board of Trustees, led through developer Joel Bollovate, has squandered the endowment. Debutante-cum-self-styled-poet Matha well mannered, an indiscriminate radical with a four-student following, desires to carry the establishment down. Sweet-tempered terrorist hopeful Akim Ben Ladin (né Arthur Horowitz) sits in his off-campus cave and desires approximately blowing Beet up. school individuals are too busy concocting lifeless, stylish classes to do something approximately it. let alone that American larger schooling goes down the tubes, one much less lesser university isn’t going to subject. So why is Professor Peace Porterfield attempting to store Beet? Beats us.
“Rosenblatt [applies] his sharp wit to elite education.”—Wall highway Journal
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